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Saturday January 14 2006 / srafx
40 Interesting Facts
on 18 Feb 2006 by srafx email the content item print the content item
40 Funny unique interestnig facts.
1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ. 2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards. 3. 'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia. 4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place! 5. Most alcoholic beverages contain [read more]
 10.0 - 1 vote
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
on 04 Feb 2006 by my boss's sister email the content item print the content item
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by _______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or [read more]
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The Rolodex of Love
on 03 Feb 2006 by xantham email the content item print the content item
The following sexual acts and descriptions are part of a fad that has run through the internet, that[...]
Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Arabian Goggles A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but [read more]
 8.5 - 2 votes
15 Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work
on 15 Jan 2006 by unknown email the content item print the content item
Some are interesting...but some are so true. My favorite has to be the first one "There is no [...]
1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up." 2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 4. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the [read more]
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441 ways to say the word VAGINA
on 15 Jan 2006 by unknown email the content item print the content item
Like the title says...441 ways to say the word vagina. If you think you have more, please leave a c[...]
1) Vagina 2) bearded clam 3) vertical smile 4) beaver 5) trim 6) hair pie 7) bearded ax wound 8) tuna taco 9) fur burger 10) cooch 11) cooter 12) punani 13) snatch 14) twat 15) lovebox 16) box 17) poontang 18) cookie 19) hole 20) love canal 21) flower 22) nana 23) pink taco 24) cat 25) catcher's mitt 26) muff 27) roast beef curtains 28) the cum dump 29) chocha 30) black hole 31) sperm sucker 32) fish sandwich 33) warmer 34) whisker biscuit 35) carpet 36) love hole 37) deep socket 38) cum craver 39) [read more]
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A Guy's Guide To Life
on 14 Jan 2006 by unknown email the content item print the content item
Just a little guide build for a guys life.
1. Old people always have exact change. 2. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room." 3. Women who sound sexy on the radio weigh 377 pounds. 4. Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads. 5. In movies Italians can play Jews and Jews can play Italians, but neither can play Lutherans. 6. No [read more]
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31 Very Bad Masturbation Ideas
on 14 Jan 2006 by College Sex Advice email the content item print the content item
Though we encourage sexual experimentation, getting too creative can sometimes be a very, very bad t[...]
1) With a tambourine It was just before my A-level exams and I was masturbating to relax my nerves. I decided to stick my cock inside the thumb-hold of a tambourine on my desk ... Big mistake, because what went in when I was soft wouldn't come out when I was hard, and it was damn painful too. And of course [read more]
 9.5 - 2 votes
Male Code of Ethics
on 14 Jan 2006 by srafx email the content item print the content item
We are continuously adding new code of ethics. Please view our current compiled list.
1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need [read more]
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The Rules of Wedding Crashing
on 14 Jan 2006 by Decree of Chazz Reingold email the content item print the content item
Decree of Chazz Reingold compiled possibly the most important list in the History of Lists. Without [...]
1. Never leave a fellow crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. 2. Never use your real name. 3. Never confess. 4. No one goes home alone. 5. Never let a girl get between you and a fellow crasher. 6. Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, [read more]
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Survival Guide to Drunken New Year's Eve Sex
on 14 Jan 2006 by College Sex Advice email the content item print the content item
Though we don't usually encourage mixing sex with excessive drinking, there's no denying t[...]
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